Seven Guys of Justice (2000) comic books
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Issue #1
Published Apr 2000 by False Idol Studios.$3.80
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The Jerque Imperative: Part 1 - Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. Welcome to Big City, a bustling metropolis protected by the heroic (and blatantly incompetent) Lord Talon. Investigating a series of robberies committed by the nefarious Dr. Jerque, Talon begins to uncover a larger plot that threatens the future of Big City! Contacted by philanthropist businessman Nathan Explode, Talon assembles a team of heroes to assist him in combating Jerque and his second-in-command, Steve. Meet the beautiful Nightie Knight! The gender-neutral Hunter-Gatherer! And the ever-so-embittered Ugly Monkey! It's a high-comedy look at the world of super-heroes and the villains who fight them! 32 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #2
Published Mar 2000 by False Idol Studios.$3.00
$3.00
The Jerque Imperative: Part 2 - Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. The origin of the comedic new super-team continues! Lord Talon and his allies find themselves trapped between Dr. Jerque's band of ninjas and the fearsome Moray Earl, a monster from beneath the ocean's depths. Now, Ugly Monkey, Nightie Knight, Hunter-Gatherer and Talon must escape certain doom to unravel the mystery of Jerque's crime spree! Meanwhile, Dr. Jerque and Steve meet with mysterious allies to plan their attack against Big City. Who are these creatures, and what do they want? And what role does Nathan Explode's son Johnny play in all of this? The answers will leave you laughing! 32 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #3
Published Apr 2000 by False Idol Studios.$4.70
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The Jerque Imperative: Part 3 - Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. The first storyline concludes! Dr. Jerque's plans stand revealed! In a final effort to thwart the plans of Jerque and his villainous allies, Lord Talon leads his team in an attack against Big City Studios. Has Ugly Monkey figured out the plan in time? If so, is it too late to stop Big City's destruction? And will the battle's decision rest upon the shoulders of a man who's not a real hero...but has played one on TV? A fully assembled team stands ready to answer these questions in the final segment of the critically acclaimed comedic storyline! 32 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #4
Published Dec 2000 by False Idol Studios.$3.00
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Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. Meet Bad Art! This poorly drawn, two-dimensional criminal is out of jail, and seeking revenge on the person who put him there...somebody tied to the 7 Guys of Justice! But who is it? The answer may surprise you. Also, witness the heroes go up against the Shakespeare-spouting villain called Firebard! And who is Matt Mason: Dogsitter...and what does he want with Nightie Knight? All of this plus Lord Talon, Ugly Monkey, the Surprise, and the usual slap of comedy fans of The 7 Guys have come to expect! 32 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #5
Published Feb 2001 by False Idol Studios.$4.70
$4.70
$3.80
Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. The battle against Bad Art concludes this issue! Reeling from the shocking ending of the last issue, the team takes to the streets, looking for clues that could lead them to the Bad Art's whereabouts. Witness the undercover "skills" of Lord Talon! See the clinging desperation of the newest cast member, Matt Mason: Dogsitter! Notice that the two unnecessary subplots introduced in the last issue remain untouched this issue! And when all is said and done...will somebody quit The 7 Guys? Pick up this issue and find out! 30 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #6
Published Apr 2001 by False Idol Studios.$3.80
$3.80
Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. With the roar of a rocket and the scent of cheap liquor, Mr. Happy Jetpack crashes into Big City! The alcoholic hero has one goal -- to become the newest member of The 7 Guys of Justice! Will the heroes, short a member, be able to refuse? And if so, who will become the newest member of the team? The answer (sort of) can be found here! Meanwhile, Hunter-Gatherer begins his (or her) investigation into the hero killer stalking Big City! Will he (or she) be able to save boy heroes Nancy Boy and Fancy Lad before it's too late? 30 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #7
Published Jun 2001 by False Idol Studios.$3.00
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Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. Contacted by a long-lost scientist from Ugly Monkey's past, the team must find a way to break through the dimensional barriers! Crossing over, they find a world ruled by a sinister tyrant from the heroes' own dimension. And when a daring rescue attempt goes awry, the team finds itself divided! Nightie Knight is captured! Moray Earl hunted for food! Lord Talon...worshipped as a god?! Plus, will another Big City hero fall victim to the killer that stalks them? 30 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #8
Published Aug 2001 by False Idol Studios.$3.80
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Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. Nightie Knight comes face-to-faceplate with the villain behind the planetary takeover -- the armored egoist known as Baron Brilliance! Learn of the Baron's history fighting against New York's first family of crime fighting, the Inconsequential Four, as well as his plans for Nightie Knight! Meanwhile, Moray Earl attempts to organize the battered and bruised remnants of the team in an attack against the Baron's stronghold! And what of Lord Talon -- will he abdicate his newfound throne to help his teammates? All of this, plus another chapter in Hunter-Gatherer's hunt for the hero killer of Big City! 30 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #9
Published Sep 2001 by False Idol Studios.$4.70
$4.70
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Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. The team's inter-dimensional battle with Baron Brilliance concludes this issue. The team scrambles to prevent the unholy matrimony between the Baron and the captured Nightie Knight! And even if they do free Nightie Knight, will it be too late to save the planet from Brilliance's reign of egocentric oppression? Meanwhile, Lord Talon makes the choice between staying with the team and remaining behind to lead his people...but will his decision be the one his subjects want to hear? 30 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #10
Published Oct 2001 by False Idol Studios.$4.70
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Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. A new storyline begins as the obligatory "New Nazi" tale kicks into gear. Is the Axis Empire being reborn in Big City? A bottled head and its two accomplices seem to think so. Will The 7 Guys of Justice be able to stop the rise of this new evil empire? And who are the two mysterious heroes waiting in the wings? Will one of them fill the vacancy in the 7 Guys line-up? 30 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #11
Published Nov 2001 by False Idol Studios.$4.70
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Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. The Nazi Virus storyline continues! With the rest of the team fallen victim to the evil effects of the virus, the fate of Big City rests in the hands of Lord Talon and fellow heroes Dung Beetle and the Human Poop. But can the combined efforts of these heroes prevent the infection of an entire football stadium...especially when the remaining 7 Guys are the ones spreading the virus? Meanwhile, the effects of the Big City hero-killer are felt halfway around the world as a young hero begins the trip home to Big City, seeking revenge and destined for an encounter with The 7 Guys of Justice! 30 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #12
Published Dec 2001 by False Idol Studios.$2.99
$2.99
Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. It's a race against time as Lord Talon must prevent his possessed teammates from releasing the Nazi virus inside a crowded sports arena! Will Lord Talon be able to stop them in time? Will he remember where the arena is located? Meanwhile, Hunter-Gatherer uncovers a major clue that will bring him or her face-to-face with the hero killer plaguing Big City! 32 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.00.
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Issue #13
Published Feb 2002 by False Idol Studios.$6.00
$6.00
Written by Brian Joines. Art by Joshua C. Rowe. Johnny Explode takes the spotlight in a story taken from comic websites everywhere! During a field trip to the Big City Museum, Johnny becomes involved in a woman's quest to rescue a long-lost British hero held captive by a ruthless businessman. Will Johnny's "marvelous" skills be enough to pull off a "miraculous" rescue? 32 pages, B&W. Cover price $2.50.
