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Batvark Penis (2020 Aardvark-Vanaheim) comic books published September 2013 or later

  • Issue #1B
    Batvark Penis (2020 Aardvark-Vanaheim) 1B

    (W) Dave Sim (CA) Benjamin Hobbs (A/CA) Dave Sim, Gustave Dore. Parody of the 2018-19 Batman: Damned proving that even a low-budget publisher like Aardvark-Vanaheim can do a cheesy knock-off of Neil Gaiman's 1990 Books of Magic. All you need is a cast of mystery characters and a title character with "Bat" in his name! Batvark gets a new penis - Michelangelo's David's penis, in fact! - so he can "Go Commando" and have the "fine art defence" for legal cover. Our Mystery characters are Francis Albert! Joe (The Joker Is Wild) E. Lewis! Fractal Gordon Sumner! Common Bloke, English! and The Whore of Babylon in fishnet stockings! The occult has never seemed more cliche-ridden! 28 pages, B&W, adults only.28 pages, B&W, adults only. Cover price $4.00.

  • Issue #1D
    Batvark Penis (2020 Aardvark-Vanaheim) 1D
    • Signed by Dave Sim. Does not include certificate of authenticity.
    • Signed by Dave Sim. Does not include certificate of authenticity.
    • Signed by Dave Sim. Does not include certificate of authenticity.

    Censored for Grandma Variant limited to 1347 copies. (W) Dave Sim (CA) Benjamin Hobbs (A/CA) Dave Sim, Gustave Dore. Parody of the 2018-19 Batman: Damned proving that even a low-budget publisher like Aardvark-Vanaheim can do a cheesy knock-off of Neil Gaiman's 1990 Books of Magic. All you need is a cast of mystery characters and a title character with "Bat" in his name! Batvark gets a new penis - Michelangelo's David's penis, in fact! - so he can "Go Commando" and have the "fine art defence" for legal cover. Our Mystery characters are Francis Albert! Joe (The Joker Is Wild) E. Lewis! Fractal Gordon Sumner! Common Bloke, English! and The Whore of Babylon in fishnet stockings! The occult has never seemed more cliché-ridden! 28 pages, B&W, adults only.28 pages, B&W, adults only. Cover price $4.00.