Bad Eggs (1996) comic books 1995-1997
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Issue #1
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Part 1 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "Sex, Lies and Vertebrates" - Out of the pages of history and into one extremely sick comic book! Prepare to meet Ript and Claude, the Dinosaur Bad Boys of the Jurassic, as they thumb their noses at T. Rex, Brontosaurs, Pterodons...basically anything bigger than they are. They're rude, crude, and have vile personal habits. You've never met anything quite as bad as the Bad Eggs! Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
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Issue #2
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Part 2 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "Vegesaurus Wrecks" - After a near-death experience, Claude swears off meat-eating forever. To Ript's disgust, he joins a cult of simple-minded herbivores and becomes what he eats! Bob Layton pokes fun at life, its foibles and the comic industry all in one fell swoop in this latest installment of Ript and Claude's black-humored adventures set in Jurassic times. Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
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Issue #3
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Part 3 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "Brain Sighs" - Ript and Claude, the stars of this title are two ignorant, belly-scratching, lazy, disrespecting reptiles with no manners, no culture, no socially redeeming value whatsoever...so who better than them to instruct the granddaddy ancestor of us all -- the world's first proto-human? Being mentors to the human race is no picnic, of course, and to our two heroes, this little mammal is one big pain in their sphincters. Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
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Issue #4
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Part 4 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "Exit-Us" - "The Volcano's coming, the Volcano's coming!", echo the words from Ript and Claude this issue, as Panaam collects his debt from our primordial heroes and forces them to spread the word to evacuate the jungle inhabitants to safety. But the rub, as they say, is that due to Ript and Claude's past behavior, everybody thinks they're trying to scam them. Jeez, and you thought Chicken Little had it bad. Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
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Issue #5
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That Dirty Yellow Mustard: Part 1 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "Dinophobia" - Panaam, the aged mentor of Ript and Claude, is being challenged to a death duel in the sky by a younger Pteradon who intends to replace him as the high, exalted wise one. The dueling part doesn't scare him, but the flying part does. So it's up to Ript and Claude to help Panaam overcome his fear of flying. After all, who better to teach him about being scared than a couple of spineless cowards? Beginning a brand new arc of stories, Bad Eggs mastermind Bob Layton explores the darker side of phobias and the laughs they can cause to the serious comic reader. Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
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Issue #6
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That Dirty Yellow Mustard: Part 2 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "Internal Conflicts" - The "inside story" of the Bad Eggs' prehistoric world is revealed! Join the perilous adventures of Colin the Tapeworm as he gets all the inside poop on our cast of demented dinosaurs. It's a "worm's eye-view" of the Cretaceous Era as Colin passes from one host to another, piecing together a chain of ridiculous events that spell trouble for the rebellious raptors Ript and Claude, and tons of fun for you! So take a peek into a gastro-intestinal world you never knew existed, and hope that you never have the opportunity again! Hey, it doesn't say "Number 2" on the cover for nothing. Featuring a Really Neat Cover that has nothing to do with the story, but Bob made Don draw it anyway! Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
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Issue #7
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That Dirty Yellow Mustard: Part 3 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "When You Whiz Upon A Star..." Guess who's coming to dinner! When Earth is visited by travelers from beyond the stars, those bad boys of the Jurassic, Ript and Claude, step up to the plate...as goodwill ambassadors. But will the raunchy raptors wind up as specimens in an interplanetary zoo, or will E.T. be added to Ript and Claude's menu? Comics' "galactic sacred cows" are about to be milked for all they're worth! Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
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Issue #8
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That Dirty Yellow Mustard: Part 4 of 4. An eight issue series consisting of two four part stories. "Much Do-Do About Nothing" - Because you demanded it! It's the last issue of The Bad Eggs! Acclaim gives the comic retailers what they've been asking for -- one less book to clutter up their shelves! Who says we don't care? In this issue, Bob, Don and Gonzalo planned a spectacular finale and were going to reveal the identity of the Mad Dookie Bomber! But after learning of the book's cancellation, they...well...er...let's face it, the heart went out of them. They're acting like cry babies. (We don't even know what Gonzalo's upset about, since no one in marketing speaks Spanish!) Anyway, after we promised them free copies of the N64 Turok Dinosaur Hunter video game, they agreed to complete the issue. So, thanks to bribes and marketing ingenuity, you'll find out who's been slinging the mustard at Ript and Claude and why he's been making their lives miserable. (The tremendously fabulous ending will mildly shock you!) Written by Bob Layton, with art and cover by Don Perlin and Gonzalo Mayo. Mature Readers. FC, 32 pgs. Cover price $2.95.
