MAD comic books issue 268

Cover art by Will Elder and Harvey Kurtzman. "Fearless Buller's Day Off," script by Dennis Snee, art by Mort Drucker; Parody of film Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Last page is parody of film Back to School. "New Clothing Care Symbols That Tell It Like It Is," script by Charlie Kadau, art by Bob Clarke. "If Society's Unwritten Rules of Behavior Were Actually Written Down," script by Mike Snider, art by George Woodbridge. "The Lighter Side of...," script and art by Dave Berg. "One Balmy November Morning," script by Stanley Swiersz, art by Don Martin; a Hobo picks apples. "The Mad Guide to Various High School Types," script by Mike Snider, art by George Woodbridge. "A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Terrorist Training Camp," script by Lou Silverstone, art by Sergio Aragones. "Famous Stories as Told by Famous People," script by Lou Silverstone, art by Bob Clarke; Books with added photos on the covers, of celebrities who are relating the plots. "The Karocky Kid, Part II," script by Dick De Bartolo, art by Angelo Torres; Parody of film The Karate Kid, Part II. "Spy vs Spy" by Antonio Prohias. "The Far-Out Ride of Edwin Meese," script by Frank Jacobs, art by Gerry Gersten; Parody of poem The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere. "The Mad Richter Scale for Human Beings," script by Frank Jacobs, art by Al Jaffee. "Alienators," script by Dick De Bartolo, art by Jack Davis; Parody of film Aliens. "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Richard M. Nixon High," script and art by Al Jaffee. Cover price $1.35.