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Issue Details

Issue	#9
Published	October 1992
Cover Price	2.25 USD; 2.75 CAD
Pages	28
Editing	?

Cover Details

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	Shary Flenniken
Inks	Shary Flenniken
Colors	Pat Moriarity; Roberta Gregory
Letters	Shary Flenniken

1 page story "Shake"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn
Synopsis	Denny refuses shake
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	Pete Friedrich
Inks	Pete Friedrich
Letters	Pete Friedrich

10 page story "Squalid Tryst With A Hamburger Princess"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn; Belinda; Ray
Synopsis	Denny cops off with an overweight heiress.
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	Shary Flenniken
Inks	Shary Flenniken
Letters	Shary Flenniken
Notes	A story about how this story was censored appears in Real Schmuck 1, Starhead Comix

1 page story "Sixth Player"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn; Diana; Dave
Synopsis	Diana remembers taking a couple of basketball players home.
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	Ed Brubaker
Inks	Ed Brubaker
Letters	Ed Brubaker

5 page story "Ouch!"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn; Carl; Benny Trace; Patsy
Synopsis	Dennis tries riding a motorcycle.
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	Ted Jouflas
Inks	Ted Jouflas
Letters	Ted Jouflas

1 page story "Moments"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn
Synopsis	Incidents when Dennis finds money
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	John Connell
Inks	John Connell
Letters	John Connell

1 page story "Hot Dog!"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn
Synopsis	Denny insults some costumed advertising guys.
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	J. R. Williams
Inks	J. R. Williams
Letters	J. R. Williams

5 page story "The Progenesis of Ace International"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn; Ike Eichhorn; Paul Hornung; Bart Starr
Synopsis	Dennis goes to extremes to prove a point.
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	Lloyd Dangle
Inks	Lloyd Dangle
Letters	Lloyd Dangle

1 page story "Second Childhood"

Characters	Dennis Eichhorn; Gary; hooker
Synopsis	Dennis finds a strange new magazine.
Genre	Autobiography
Script	Dennis Eichhorn
Pencils	Mats!
Inks	Mats!
Letters	Mats!