| Synopsis |
In the distant past, Deadpool interferes with the Beyonder's grand plan to replace Elvis and become the new Messiah of earth for which the big B blasts him to the dawn of time; Shigeru, a servant of the mysterious "Boss," gathers some of Deadpool's blood left behind and brings it to his master; The Boss uses the blood to create a clone of DP, a much shorter and cuter clone; Now, in the present, the Boss contacts Deadpool and tells him that a killer is on the loose; The assassin has already killed his top man, Shigeru, and DP is asked to protect the next target, the sumo trainer, Oyakata; 'Pool travels to Japan where he has his first encounter with Widdle Wade and fights him off; Oyakata greets DP with a hug and it is revealed that, back in the distant past (again), the sumo trainer taught the merc with a mouth to bump bellies with the best of them; Deadpool is also reunited with Oyakata's daughter, Sazae, with whom he was once in love; Sazae learns that her father is a target because he used to kill for the Yakuza; Wade explains to her that he left never to return because of his hideous disfigurement; Widdle Wade attacks again, this time with a cute killer puppy as a sidekick, and battles Deadpool to the death (his own); Oyakata demands that DP stay and fight for him because, if he walks away again, he is never to return; Before 'Pool takes off, he tells Sazae that he was the one who killed all of her father's old targets, thus restoring him to honor in his daughter's eyes; Deadpool does a little renegotiation with the Boss. |