| Issue | #3 |
| Published | 1993 |
| Cover Price | 4.95 USD |
| Pages | 68 |
| Editing | ? |
| Notes | Credits Dale Crain for design. |
| Genre | humor; slice of life |
| Pencils | Steve Purcell |
| Inks | Steve Purcell |
| Colors | Steve Purcell |
| Characters | Epicurus; Plato; Homer; Cassandra; Phaeton |
| Synopsis | Phaeton tries to impress his father |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | William Messner-Loebs |
| Pencils | Sam Kieth |
| Inks | Sam Kieth |
| Letters | Sam Kieth |
| Characters | Ernie; Suda; Puddy; Boofus; Chuck; Bosky; Mayor Gorgilla; Squirt |
| Synopsis | Ernie catches a mermaid and gets three wishes. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Steve Purcell |
| Pencils | Steve Purcell |
| Inks | Steve Purcell |
| Colors | Steve Purcell |
| Letters | Steve Purcell |
| Characters | Keester Sweeney; Irish Johnny Nonstop; Alex; Nitti Dragonstein |
| Synopsis | Keester re-ignites his Hollywood career. |
| Genre | humor; slice of life |
| Script | Damon Cardwell |
| Pencils | Duncan Eagleson (illustrations) |
| Inks | Duncan Eagleson (illustrations) |
| Colors | Duncan Eagleson (illustrations) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Lisa; Dolly; Lyle; Mr. Manzoni; David; Wendy |
| Synopsis | Lisa meets the person upon whom she has been spying. |
| Genre | drama |
| Script | Meg Wolitzer |
| Pencils | Max Siebel (illustrations) |
| Inks | Max Siebel (illustrations) |
| Colors | Max Siebel |
| Letters | typeset |