| Issue | #14 |
| Published | June 2005 |
| Cover Price | 4.95 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Colors | Scott Roberts |
| Notes | This cover is a photograph (or composite) to which Scott Roberts has added minor details so the children on it more resemble his cast. |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Patty Cake; Susie McBee; Denny; Phoebe Deen; Principal Archer; Mr. Blocker; Dewey Dusseldorf; Ms. Armor; Keith Kittleman; Mrs. Bakerman; Sally Younce; Sandy Bakerman; Irving Kittleman; Ms. Barlow |
| Synopsis | There's a new temporary gym teacher at school, and he used to drill marines. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Kevin Longo |
| Synopsis | A ad for an album as if recorded by school bully Kevin Longo. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts; Typeset |
| Characters | Mrs. Bakerman; Patty Cake; Sari |
| Synopsis | There's a severe storm coming, and Patty Cake's not home. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Mrs. Bakerman; Patty Cake; Mr. Bakerman |
| Synopsis | It's bed time, but Patty Cake claims she's not tired. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Colors | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |