| Issue | #3 |
| Published | Spring 1993 |
| Cover Price | $2.50 |
| Pages | 52 |
| Notes | Every issue was shot through the centre, with a .22 bullet common, but with four other bullet sizes ranging up in size to shotgun. |
| Genre | Humour |
| Pencils | Tom King |
| Inks | Tom King |
| Colors | Martin Thomas & Shannon Wheeler |
| Letters | Aubrey McAuley |
| Notes | Every issue was shot through the centre, with a .22 bullet common, but with four other bullet sizes ranging up in size to shotgun. |
| Characters | Too Much Coffee Man |
| Synopsis | Too Much Coffee Man comes under fire |
| Genre | Superhero; parody |
| Script | Shannon Wheeler |
| Pencils | Shannon Wheeler |
| Inks | Shannon Wheeler |
| Letters | Shannon Wheeler |
| Notes | The bullet hole through the centre of the issue is incorporated into the story |
| Characters | Clint Eastwood, Robot policeman |
| Synopsis | Clint Eastwood meets his match |
| Genre | Science Fiction |
| Script | Richard Klaw |
| Pencils | Ted Niafeh |
| Inks | Ted Niafeh |
| Letters | machine lettered |
| Characters | The Pope, Father Hoytleman |
| Synopsis | The Pope makes a disturbing discovery |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Joe Don Baker |
| Pencils | Joe Don Baker |
| Inks | Joe Don Baker |
| Letters | Joe Don Baker |
| Characters | Trixie, Henrietta, Janet, Gabriella, Sarah Mary-June |
| Synopsis | The Teen Squad Rob a bank |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Tom King |
| Pencils | Tom King |
| Inks | Tom King |
| Letters | Tom King |
| Notes | The bullet hole through the centre of the issue is incorporated into the story |
| Characters | Dib, Assassins, Zorlock |
| Synopsis | There is an assassination attempt on Zorlock |
| Genre | Science Fiction |
| Script | Aubrey & DeAnne McAuley |
| Pencils | Ashley Underwood |
| Inks | Martin Thomas |
| Letters | Aubrey McAuley |
| Notes | The bullet hole through the centre of the issue is incorporated into the story |
| Characters | Mr Speed, Skeezix, Kelly |
| Synopsis | Skeezix writes a play. |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Lance Myers |
| Pencils | Lance Myers |
| Inks | Lance Myers |
| Letters | Lance Myers |